FACT 1
once i made about three pounds of macaroni for a halloween party!
fact 2
on multiple occasions i have followed stray/wandering cats just to pet them.
fact 3
someone was offering free puppies so i just took one and carried him home. he is now three years old!
fact 4
i have all the star wars movies downloaded to my computer, but have never watched a single one.
fact 5
i have tried learning russian multiple times, and every time i eventually stopped. one day!
fact 6
i love candles and essential oils, but i dont use them often.

romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

Posted on February 8th 2015, 21:47:23 - 6 years ago
©: attorneytrash   vyxenns
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