FACT 1
once i made about three pounds of macaroni for a halloween party!
fact 2
on multiple occasions i have followed stray/wandering cats just to pet them.
fact 3
someone was offering free puppies so i just took one and carried him home. he is now three years old!
fact 4
i have all the star wars movies downloaded to my computer, but have never watched a single one.
fact 5
i have tried learning russian multiple times, and every time i eventually stopped. one day!
fact 6
i love candles and essential oils, but i dont use them often.
signs as bad porn titles from pornhub
  • Aries: Old Ass Women That's About To Die Gets Fucked?
  • Taurus: Adolf Hitler painting destroyed by my big black cock
  • Gemini: Baby thrown off balcony
  • Cancer: It's Okay Mom I'm Here
  • Leo: I DON'T KNOW WTF IS GOING ON... BUT THE FROG FUCKS GOOD
  • Virgo: Please Santa Drill My Ass
  • Libra: MEME ORGY GETS NASTY
  • Scorpio: Not The Cosbys But Close Enough
  • Sagittarius: Willy Wonka And The Fudge Packing Factory
  • Capricorn: Mom's spaghetti
  • Aquarius: Shrek
  • Pisces: SONIC HAVING ORGASMS
Posted on August 13th 2015, 17:44:46 - 6 years ago
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