FACT 1
once i made about three pounds of macaroni for a halloween party!
fact 2
on multiple occasions i have followed stray/wandering cats just to pet them.
fact 3
someone was offering free puppies so i just took one and carried him home. he is now three years old!
fact 4
i have all the star wars movies downloaded to my computer, but have never watched a single one.
fact 5
i have tried learning russian multiple times, and every time i eventually stopped. one day!
fact 6
i love candles and essential oils, but i dont use them often.

ogrl:

me: hey where’s the bathroom
person from California: well, take a right out the front door, get into an uber, take the 101 to the 110, get back on San Vicente, take it to the 10 then la cienega north, switch over to the 405 and let it dump you out to mulholland, look for Lowe’s, the one on Pinko, go down sunset and runyon canyon, take a left in the lot and look for Ethan. ask him how to get to the in n out in Burbank, then cut across tahini to chop off a solid ten minyutes. get on the 5, switch to the 73 to where it connects to the 45, when you see Disney Concert Hall, stop and GET OUT
me: thanks. i’ll piss in the yard

Posted on September 10th 2016, 10:38:27 - 4 years ago
©: cosmog   slimetony
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