FACT 1
once i made about three pounds of macaroni for a halloween party!
fact 2
on multiple occasions i have followed stray/wandering cats just to pet them.
fact 3
someone was offering free puppies so i just took one and carried him home. he is now three years old!
fact 4
i have all the star wars movies downloaded to my computer, but have never watched a single one.
fact 5
i have tried learning russian multiple times, and every time i eventually stopped. one day!
fact 6
i love candles and essential oils, but i dont use them often.
qAnonymous:

bad puns to tell my crush

bombing:

  • are you a parking ticket? the future terrifies me
  • when was the last time you took your vitamins?
  • 44
  • i’m a thousand years old 
  • we could make it if we really tried 
  • can we play some drake? i’m going to play some drake 
  • i killed my parents and they deserved it
  • enough to break the ice in tennessee 
  • i want to die
  • blue crab larvae are incredibly vulnerable to jellyfish
  • i think about you more than i’d ever admit 
  • i threw up on the way here 

©: bombing
  • me when cliches are used in f/f romances: [clutches chest, cries, feels warmth within my soul, everything is perfect and good in the world]
  • me when cliches are used in m/f romances: [throws up, crumbles under the weight of my second hand embarrassment, a part of my soul withers up and dies, death is upon us]
©: turtleduckdate