railroadsoftware:

*takes a sip from my coffee as I click the share button on a minion meme*

makotou-niijima:

me: “that Pokemon looks cool”
Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s 4x weak to fire.”
Me: “he go swoosh swoosh and its cute”

bombing:

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

parksandrecovery:

sergle:

lanileia:

ily: I love you

ilysm: I love you so much

pchffspafutftthfscfarpfcbrwnchtlltaietwaaaleottsfapwsfbwal: Piper cupped her friend’s face. She pulled Annabeth forwards until their foreheads touched. Through her fingertips, she could feel Annabeth’s rapid pulse. “Fear can’t be reasoned with. Neither can hate. They’re like love. They’re almost identical emotions. That’s why Ares and Aphrodite like each other. Their twin sons- Fear and Panic- were spawned from both war and love”

pdsophie:

- never sleeps when I need to
- cries at anything
- fakes positivity
- spends money impulsively
- requires constant validation
- clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something
- laughs at own unfunny jokes

setheverman:

Me, year 2074: haha wow so you were born in 2006? you must be like 5 years old lol